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Writing about tapestry in the style of Terry Pratchett, one could imagine a blend of wry humor, keen observation, and a touch of the fantastical. Here's an attempt:

In the bustling metropolis of Ankh-Morpork, where even the thieves have a guild, tapestries were not just decorations; they were history woven with a bit of artistic license and a lot of thread. Take, for instance, the Great Tapestry of the Guild of Seamstresses. It was a grandiose piece of work, depicting various historical events as they should have happened, rather than as they did.

In one corner, you might find a depiction of the Battle of Koom Valley, where trolls and dwarves were engaged in an eternal struggle. Of course, on the tapestry, they were all smiling and shaking hands, because everyone knows history looks better with a bit of a polish.

Then there was the infamous section showing the rise of Lord Vetinari, Ankh-Morpork's Patrician. Rumor had it that every time a new political figure fell out of favor, a seamstress would be summoned to subtly alter their face into a potted plant or a piece of furniture. This, in a city where politics was less a chess game and more like a game of 'Thud', was considered high art.

Sir Terry would have undoubtedly infused his description of tapestry with such subtle jibes and wit, always with an underlying commentary on society, humanity, and the quirky nature of life itself. In his world, a tapestry would be more than a mere piece of art; it would be a narrative, alive with the echoes of satire and the colors of a slightly askew reality.