It is perfectly possible to work on several tickets in parallel. For example, one bug can break many tests so fixing that bug will fix all those tests.

The rest is not that interesting, and probably not thought through enough to have useful discussion.

And here one possible way how ChatGPT4o would comment on your accusations:

The critique oversimplifies how AI models like ChatGPT work by focusing on terminology rather than the core issue of responsible usage. AI doesn’t "lie" intentionally—it generates predictions based on patterns in data. While accuracy is critical, especially in fields like coding and law, responsibility lies with the human user to verify and validate outputs, just as one would with any tool. Misunderstanding or misuse of AI doesn’t make the technology itself "BS"; it highlights the need for better education and clearer expectations around its capabilities and limitations.